Conversation with my husband:
Chris - Why do you have to go to the doctor?
Rebecca - They want to do a blood test to check my hormone levels - they were out of whack. That's why I went back on the Pill, to regulate the levels.
C - What was wrong?
R - I had too much testosterone.
C - I guess the testosterone's a bad thing for women.
R - Yeah, it makes us stupid. We can't listen or follow directions or finish anything we start.
C - Oh, okay... Hey!